Pink Pussie Palace at Apogaea

As per usual, I will be serving a heavy funk experience for this occasion. Thickness and trickness indeed!

— Milk

It’s the 3rd year for The Perfectly Pink Pussie Palace and once again we welcome you to come play with the Pussies at The PPP. Slide into our relaxing Pink Dome that never closes. Enjoy a drink at our Pink Pussie Parlor or shake it on our dance floor. It is always a pleasure to have you.

The Pussies invite you to join us for our weekend celebrations:

Hot Toddy Thursday: We will have hot drinks on hand as we chill and prepare to bring in Apogaea as only the Pussies know how.

Friday NIGHT 9pm - It’s our Grand Opening. DJ Milk will be headlining our evening along with Yahya, Schmid-E, Xara Kitty and other artists playing some of the sauciest beats that will keep it going ALL NIGHT (and we mean allllllll night). The Pink Pussie Parlor and Lounge will be complete once again with bar, lounge & dance area featuring our famous Pussie Elixir drinks. (we ask that you bring your own cup)

WANT TO MAKE A PUSSIE PURRRRR - Please bring a vodka contribution to our bar for the Grand Opening Party. Overwhelming Pussie Gratitude with open paws. THANKS!

Saturday 2pm – Hoopapaloooza and Happy-Happy Hour – Don’t forget your hoola hoop (and extras) for Apogaea because The PPP is featuring happy hour with hoola hoopin’ in the finest fashion. Music will be jivin’ with the bump and grinds needed for this event. Don’t know how? Come and learn. This is a participation spectator appreciation event.

Once again we will have our “Post Your Pussie Board” up. Please come share the best shots of your Pretty Kitties. Meow Meow Meow!

The Pussies are very excited to open up our Palace to Apogaea 07! Come by and show some Pussie Luv. We can’t wait to see you.

Hosted by Meow-Meow, Pussie S’More, Purrscilla the Peppermint Pussie, Snuggle Puss, Thomas P. Kat, Hairball and Xara Kitty.

Questions for the PPP please send us a note: pussiesmore (at) pinkpussiepalace (dot) com

Miss Apogaea Beauty Pageant Wants You!!!

You are exceptionally special, an untamed beast, a delicate flower in the wilderness, a precious one-of-a-kind snowflake, a diamond in the rough, a unique and rare individual, the one and only.

You’re a bit of a show-off, possibly even a natural exhibitionist. . . or maybe you’re a mite shy and it takes a little fermented agave nectar to start your engine.

You have special talents, skills or endowments. . . your cheerleading routine wins the game, you have exquisite taste in undergarments, your stupid monkey tricks never cease to amaze, people throw dead presidents at you when you shake your money maker, you recite surrealist poetry for world peace, your kung fu cannot be beat, your shadow show is not for kids, you have highly developed superpowers, your warble enchants the other songbirds, you scream the Viking battle cry, you are the master of puppets, you school us about the birds and bees, you can tie it in a knot, you can twirl them in opposite directions, you set your salami on fire. . .

You are the brightly shining star of our glorious constellation.

So quit your masturbating, get off the babysitter, work it out with your parole officer and SIGN YOUR HOT ASS UP for the Miss Apogaea beauty pageant already. We want you. We need you. We love you. We cannot resist your stare. WTF are you waiting for?? DO IT NOW!!!!

P.S. Eternal glory, remarkable prizes, hot dates, lucrative career opportunities & celebrity endorsements can all be yours. Act now. Limited time offer. One per customer please. Safety first. Never more than three on a bike. It’s all fun and even better after you lose your mind.

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The pageant will be held on the main stage of Apogaea at Happy Ass Ranch west of Colorado Springs. For general festival info, visit www.apogaea.com

For more info and to register your sexy self as a contestant, think what talents you may want to exhibit and contact the Master of Ceremonies, the Reverend Sheriff Tommy Tommy Tommy: erosphil (at) yahoo (dot) com