As per usual, I will be serving a heavy funk experience for this occasion. Thickness and trickness indeed!
— Milk
It’s the 3rd year for The Perfectly Pink Pussie Palace and once again we welcome you to come play with the Pussies at The PPP. Slide into our relaxing Pink Dome that never closes. Enjoy a drink at our Pink Pussie Parlor or shake it on our dance floor. It is always a pleasure to have you.
The Pussies invite you to join us for our weekend celebrations:
Hot Toddy Thursday: We will have hot drinks on hand as we chill and prepare to bring in Apogaea as only the Pussies know how.
Friday NIGHT 9pm - It’s our Grand Opening. DJ Milk will be headlining our evening along with Yahya, Schmid-E, Xara Kitty and other artists playing some of the sauciest beats that will keep it going ALL NIGHT (and we mean allllllll night). The Pink Pussie Parlor and Lounge will be complete once again with bar, lounge & dance area featuring our famous Pussie Elixir drinks. (we ask that you bring your own cup)
WANT TO MAKE A PUSSIE PURRRRR - Please bring a vodka contribution to our bar for the Grand Opening Party. Overwhelming Pussie Gratitude with open paws. THANKS!
Saturday 2pm – Hoopapaloooza and Happy-Happy Hour – Don’t forget your hoola hoop (and extras) for Apogaea because The PPP is featuring happy hour with hoola hoopin’ in the finest fashion. Music will be jivin’ with the bump and grinds needed for this event. Don’t know how? Come and learn. This is a participation spectator appreciation event.
Once again we will have our “Post Your Pussie Board” up. Please come share the best shots of your Pretty Kitties. Meow Meow Meow!
The Pussies are very excited to open up our Palace to Apogaea 07! Come by and show some Pussie Luv. We can’t wait to see you.
Hosted by Meow-Meow, Pussie S’More, Purrscilla the Peppermint Pussie, Snuggle Puss, Thomas P. Kat, Hairball and Xara Kitty.
Questions for the PPP please send us a note: pussiesmore (at) pinkpussiepalace (dot) com
You are exceptionally special, an untamed beast, a delicate flower in the wilderness, a precious one-of-a-kind snowflake, a diamond in the rough, a unique and rare individual, the one and only.
You’re a bit of a show-off, possibly even a natural exhibitionist. . . or maybe you’re a mite shy and it takes a little fermented agave nectar to start your engine.
You have special talents, skills or endowments. . . your cheerleading routine wins the game, you have exquisite taste in undergarments, your stupid monkey tricks never cease to amaze, people throw dead presidents at you when you shake your money maker, you recite surrealist poetry for world peace, your kung fu cannot be beat, your shadow show is not for kids, you have highly developed superpowers, your warble enchants the other songbirds, you scream the Viking battle cry, you are the master of puppets, you school us about the birds and bees, you can tie it in a knot, you can twirl them in opposite directions, you set your salami on fire. . .
You are the brightly shining star of our glorious constellation.
So quit your masturbating, get off the babysitter, work it out with your parole officer and SIGN YOUR HOT ASS UP for the Miss Apogaea beauty pageant already. We want you. We need you. We love you. We cannot resist your stare. WTF are you waiting for?? DO IT NOW!!!!
P.S. Eternal glory, remarkable prizes, hot dates, lucrative career opportunities & celebrity endorsements can all be yours. Act now. Limited time offer. One per customer please. Safety first. Never more than three on a bike. It’s all fun and even better after you lose your mind.
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The pageant will be held on the main stage of Apogaea at Happy Ass Ranch west of Colorado Springs. For general festival info, visit www.apogaea.com
For more info and to register your sexy self as a contestant, think what talents you may want to exhibit and contact the Master of Ceremonies, the Reverend Sheriff Tommy Tommy Tommy: erosphil (at) yahoo (dot) com
Providing entertainment for the head and tail of this rally, hopefully another beautiful sunny day in the park. get thee and thine out to support a most important cause.
Contact:
Jessica Nicholas
jnicholas (at) standnow (dot) org
Organizations: STAND: A student anti-genocide coalition in collaboration with the Save Darfur Coalition and Global Days for Darfur.
Goals:
To educate, motivate, and inspire the people of our nation to take a stand against the genocide in Darfur and demand that their elected officials do the same. Contrary to the commonly held belief that American citizens don’t care about what is going on outside of the United States, we believe that people have the desire, but not the means to contribute to the well-being of all the people on this planet. Through our rally, we hope to provide that means through which people can channel their collective energy towards the greater good. If we can convince our elected officials that the genocide in Darfur is an issue that the majority of their constituents care about, they will have to act. Therefore, the ultimate goal of this rally is to harness the power of the multitudes in order to send a message to our government that this situation requires urgent and effective action.
Background:
In February 2003, frustrated by poverty and neglect from the Sudanese government, two rebel groups in the Sudanese state of Darfur launched an uprising. In response to this rebellion, the government armed nomadic militia groups, called Janjaweed, to root out the opposing rebels, and they quickly began targeting civilians.
Four years later, over 450,000 men, women, and children have been murdered as the Janjaweed and the Sudanese government expanded their goals to the eradication of the native African farmers of Darfur and another 3.5 million forced into refugee camps. The international community has remained criminally silent on what Amnesty International has described as “the worst human rights catastrophe of our time.”
In spite of this, the international community has been slow to respond, and ineffective in its attempts to stop this genocide. Borne out of this failure to act, STAND, a student-run anti-genocide coalition seeks creative and powerful ways to end this terrible crime on humanity. Their spring campaign, “Making the Grade” targets elected officials who have been graded based on their support of Darfur legislation.
Objectives:
The main objective of this rally is to target Colorado’s elected officials who have been graded on their actions to stop the genocide by publicizing these grades to the widest range of people possible. It is our hope that by publicly pressuring these representatives to continue to support anti-genocide legislation, we will see a ripple effect encouraging congressmen from other states to support this legislation as well which will ultimately lead to a coordinated government action against the genocide.
We are targeting the following legislation as ways that our congressmen can improve their performance:
Co-Sponsor Federal divestment legislation to pressure those foreign companies
that are currently subsidizing the genocide (we also encourage private
institutions and individual shareholders to divest).
Sponsor a Resolution calling on the executive branch to enforce the Darfur Peace and Accountability Act, including provisions related to sanctions against individual architects of the genocide and to the prohibition against
the US ports accepting Sudanese oil.
Sponsor a resolution calling the President to work with NATO to enforce a no-fly zone over Darfur.
Sponsor legislation calling for increased appropriations for African Union peacekeeping forces and humanitarian aid operations”.
We be a-rockin’ A-basin beach again with Earth & Jantsen, all day long. Very much looking forward to the bestest melee on the slopes.
— Milk
We would like to invite you to the third annual Cruiser SKiJAM on
Saturday, April 14th at Arapahoe Basin Ski Area.
More info at: http://skijam.cruiserbikeride.org/
What is SKiJAM? It’s the best high-altitude beach party that you will
ever attend! Seriously, it’s awesome.
If this is the first time that you have heard of SKiJAM, you should
come up and hang out with us. We’re catering the JAM so you don’t
have to worry about anything accept getting your booty to the basin,
making some turns, dancing and having a great time.
We’re providing breakfast, lunch, and OPEN BAR! Did I say OPEN BAR?
Yes I did! Vinny’s Tiki Bar will be stocked with New Belgium’s finest
and their newest seasonal, Springboard. Don’t like beer? We will have
all your favorite mixed drinks available too!
The Chill Out Lounge will be the base of operations with three LIVE
DJs, couches, beach chairs, ski bikes, artwork and a private storage
tent. We have PRIME REAL ESTATE on the beach
Make sure to wear a costume, because part of the fun is dressing up
and being weird. We will have a fashion show/costume contest with
prizes and a retro freestyle jump contest as well, so practice those
back scratchers and daffies.
Just so we know you’re coming, please go to:
http://skijam.cruiserbikeride.org and register. SKiJAM party tickets
are $15.00. What a deal! You have one more week to register so sign
up asap! If you want to come up and hang out, but don’t want the food
or drink, just show up and party with us.
We replace TV with actual human contact.
We build community one bike ride at a time.
We avoid commercial sponsorship and advertising.
We invite and include people from all demographics.
We encourage radical self expression and participation.
We put ritual other then consumerism back in our lives.
We respect the environment and practice leave no trace.
We practice civic responsibility and obey laws where applicable.
Giving up the groove for the Lynne Bruning fashion show at Westword’s Artopia. Outrageous fashion that will take you beyond. It’s all going down on the 3rd floor rooftop, the show begins at 9:15 sharp.
Febuary 24th, 7pm at Vinyl - 1082 Broadway
$35 advance tickets at www.westword.com, tickets are $5 at the door.
Playing for the Photo Martini Club with Smark A Myth and Brian E, drop by for art, beats, martinis & peeps. All the way downtempo.
Pre-Artopia is February 9th, 2007 at Orange Cat Studios www.orangecatstudios.com 2625 Larimer St. No cover!
This is a pre-”Artopia” show where the Photo Martini Club photographers will be shooting their individual interpretations of Artopia! We will also be featured in Westword’s Artopia festival at Club Vinyl on February 24th! Check it out!
Alex Rimorin
Amy Denton
Andrea M. Sowell
Bobby Small
Bryan Downey
Chip Jordan
Dana Zierler
Jason Walp
Katia Gelman
Kelly Lyon
Kylah Heddig
Lara Brecht
Lodore Brown
Michael Gamer
Michael Hecht
Mike Davis
Nate Silengo
Nikita Zanichkowsky
Ryan Kvande
Stephanie Auld
The Pussies of the Pink Pussie Palace Invite you to The Funky Pink Snowflake Ball
We want to start 007 off right and bring the Apogaea Pink Pussie Party to downtown Denver.
Come wearing your grooviest threads and be prepared to get your swirl on because the Pussies have prepared an evening of Futuristic Snow Ballin’ Pussie Funk like no other.
We are taking it on all night long with a full dance floor, PPP chill space, and decor that will curl your tails.
It’s time to change the temperature from 9 to 90 and heat it up with Da Funk! Do you have it? We do and we want to share it with you.
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23rd, 2007
Orange Cat Studios, 2625 Larimer St, Denver
9pm till there is no more
The FunkMasters of the Evening
Milk
Schmid-E
Eyeamone
Xara Kitty
DJ Earth
Eye Candy by: VidKitty
21+ Event
$5 ˆ 9-11pm
$8 after 11pm
All money is a donation towards The Perfectly Pink Pussie Palace for Apogaea 07. Once again we plan on creating an incredible experience for our Apogaea family and can’t wait to share it with you.
Deviant Behavior Erotic Art Exhibit. . . dwelling in the Naughty Netherworld Between Art & Porn
First Friday Opening, February 2nd, 2007
(Invitation Only Pre-Party 4:30 pm; Public Opening 6:30 pm)
Kitchen’s Ink Gallery 757 Santa Fe Drive, Denver
OK, admit it. Come clean. Secretly, you are a dirty-minded, sex-obsessed creature, aren’t you? Fetishes, Fascinations, Hang-ups, Freudian Fantasies, Perversions…these and more will be explored at the Deviant Behavior Art Exhibit, opening First Friday, February 2nd.
Wait just a minute now; this is an actual Fine Art Exhibit, filthy as it might be; bending the line between Art & Pornography. Which is it? You be the judge. This exhibit will showcase the naughty works of Denver Professional Artists M Vlasic, Anthony Camera, Raoul DeSoto & Valerie & Jonathan Nicklow. The front room will titillate you with barely “PC” works, while the segregated backroom will be 18 & over (ID required) & will strip from you a $2 entrance fee.
ENTERTAINMENT
We are tickled pink to provide for your stimulation the incredible Body Art of REAL PAINT Artist Jesse Hodge. You won’t believe the amazing outfits the sexy ladies are wearing are painted on.
DJs Milk & Yahya will pimp the decks and school the woofers & tweeters in talking filthy.
There will be many lascivious surprises in store throughout the evening. Check www.myspace.com/deviantbehaviorartshow for updates on entertainment and other smutty delights being added to the show.
We are moaning with delight over our generous sponsors:
HYSTERIA Sex Positive Boutique
Le Bakery Sensual
